Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about cops starting to use a “textalyzer” to scan phones after accidents, a listener that unknowingly worked at a rub and tug, a new bill requiring men to report to police every time they ejaculate in Georgia, a woman that licked one of the most disgusting things EVER!, a best man that passed out during a wedding ceremony, a guy that lost $100,000 over an online romance scam, a guy who shot himself in the foot trying to kill a cockroach, a woman that tried to do a sexy video chat with her husband but broadcasted to thousands on Facebook, People magazine sexiest men of all time, the song that Dax Sheppard lost his virginity to, and more!