Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a dog that chased after a porch pirate, a car manufacturer that mistakenly named their latest model a foreign word for “turd,” a man that suffered from a stroke and began pleasuring himself in front of relatives, a college student thought she had a ghost in her apartment but it ended up being a creepy guy in her closet, a guy planning to sue his parents for giving birth to him, an artificial intelligence bot that can determine if your partner is in a bad mood, a woman that lost her lotto winnings after buying the tickets with a stolen credit card, a guy busted operating a strip club out of his garage, a woman arrested for assaulting her boyfriend with a pork chop, and more!