Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about food lies that have deceived us, a celebrity that has started using “butt masks,” a Pirates of the Caribbean reboot with a female lead in the works, a woman arrested for letting her breasts break quarantine, a guy in jail after a mooning prank on cops got WAY out of hand, a police chase that lead the suspect to dump $1 million on the highway, the most terrifying thing you had to do naked, a woman that broke quarantine to do a friends nails got eaten by an alligator, a soccer player thought to be dead in the Congo is found 4 years later alive in Germany, a new poop record just broken in Florida, France had to pour 2.6million gallons of beer down the drain, the 10 hardest jobs to have, and more!