Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that coughed so hard she broke her ribs, PornHub stats on what kind of porno people in different states are watching, a restaurant regular that gave his favorite server a car, Trent Reznor had to get a restraining order against his neighbor, a guy that called 911 because he thought his wife was a spider, the world’s coldest village is cold their large thermometer tourist attraction has broken, warning signs your boner could die, Japan making trains that bark like a dog to prevent accidents, when did you think you thought you killed someone?, a dude that was arrested for DUI after drinking medicine for cats, and more!