Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about teenage kids having decoy Instagram accounts, a dude that assaulted a kid for not removing his hat during national anthem at a rodeo, Danny Trejo rescued a child from a car accident, Nicholas Cage admits he takes roles just for the money, an elderly woman that bit a home intruder, a woman that was poisoned taking a picture with an octopus on her face, a bride that gambled on a fart on her wedding day, heavy metal is good for your mental health, a diver bitten by a shark is saved by a nearby boat with nurses on it, a poop museum opening in Tokyo, how much of the stuff you worry about actually happens, and more!