Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about which celebrity says that she could have a PhD in masturbation, the benefits of regular masturbation, tipping fatigue, a guy who got busted multiple times jerking in a fast food dining room, what caused a woman to die after she ate some sushi, the NFL draft, the latest celebrity that people want to see running for president, what a super model’s kid’s basketball opponents did with her nudes to get in his head before a game, why an old lady tried to rob a bank, students who had to perform murder during a puppet show, what crazy thing a strip club manager was busted doing, the lady with a 20 lbs. tumor on her back that looks like a giant ball sack, Sleep paralysis, a virus that is threatening to wipe out chocolate and more!