Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a kid who got carried away by his kite, the crazy thing that saved your life, an illegal castration, an early 1900s male prostitute, a listener asks Lord Vader for advice on a Devil’s threesome, a senior driver crashes into a pond, someone found a scorpion in the bananas, the insane thing you saw someone do, finding pubes in the kitchen, Craigslist missed connections, and more!