Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about conveniences/services you would pay for if you had the money, should they release the Robert Kraft tapes, a woman that stole an electric scooter from a store to drive to Waffle House, couples are now getting ‘sleep divorces,’ how clean/gross you are compared to others, guys with big beards have smaller junk, a dentist with a very sexy Easter display setup, a neighborhood dealing with a mashed potato mystery, a woman with breasts so large she can’t leave the house, KFC reimagined the Colonel as a young hipster, woman that survived driving her car off an eight story parking structure, Switzerland eliminating their stockpile of coffee, and more!