Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the things people are most willing to splurge on, rattlesnakes are taking over a college campus, goats that have developed a taste for human urine, Kim Kardashian’s CGI tear, James Earl Jones officially retires from voicing Darth Vader, a new show from Vince Gilligan is on the way, actors who drastically changed their look for a role, the world’s laziest perv, a woman who was hospitalized after her dog pooped in her face, the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in public, a badass dude who survived a grizzly attack, airplane PA systems being hacked, a traveler who wanted to buy weed from a border guard, the lady who got tased after mooning a cop, and more!