Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about being back from the weekend already, things we know are slowly killing us but we can’t stop doing, pastor had hidden camera in a bathroom, man exposes himself and pokes woman with it in checkout line, gas station worker shoots would-be robbers, store owner wants thieves’ fingers to be cut off, thieves using Apple Pay to steal from people’s bank accounts, guy steals kid’s whole lemonade stand, 1 killed and 1 injured after shooting at Eastern Market after Lions game, Lil Wayne is devastated by not being asked to do Super Bowl Halftime Show, brother of cop who arrested NFL player speaks, White Sox flirting with worst record in history, Emmy’s last night and Jelly Roll’s performance, Jon Oliver told Emmy’s to F off, Ben Affleck seen with J. Lo, Tito Jackson passed away, Jane’s Addiction show ends early after band gets into a fight, update on Dave Grohl’s infidelity, serial porch pooper on the loose in Louisville, old man with spastic bowels at campground, 8-year-old girl drove herself to Target, bank tried to pass counterfeit money to customers, Hot Or Not: Michigan Corrections Officer gets busy with inmate, camel toe teacher, fat cat tried to escape from fat camp, man threw bleach at drive-thru worker, man caught who was stealing his tires and held him until police arrived, woman scammed out of $14K on Marketplace, horseback ride scam, mom died at a fundraising event, luggage with drugs found at airport, research says video games are positive, recovery diver who loves returning lost items, the most unhealthy food items at fast food chains, restaurant serving most expensive martini in USA for $13K, woman will spend money on attractive men, Japanese cat testicle calendar, and more!