Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy busted stealing a man’s underwear during an open house showing, somehow a kid got a bag of poop while trick or treating, Sharon Osborne drugged Ozzy to get him to confess to cheating, a woman that may have received the world’s longest CVS receipt, a chick dealing with a farting boob after a botched plastic surgery, the one thing that’s keeping you single, company holiday parties starting to make a comeback, “Merv-erts” people who are obsessed with mermaids, a dude gets busted cheating after he pooped his lovers bed, a guy who just died after eating a slug on a dare 10 years ago, how much having a cell phone costs you in a lifetime, and more!