Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener with questions about hanging with a guy into “fandom,” Matthew McConaughey announced he will NOT run for governor, someone built a Lars Ulrich toilet, an impatient gym goer sat on a woman rather than waiting to use machine, an airline passenger that wouldn’t stop breastfeeding her cat, a woman that shot herself in the vagina recording adult content, pub patrons trapped with an Oasis tribute band after a blizzard, a Russian cannibal busted after a headless body falls out of his trunk, a guy hospitalized after taking a selfie with a crocodile he thought was fake, a store that had to pull a singing cactus toy for swearing in Polish, Canada tapping into emergency maple syrup reserves, and more!