Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a tailor accused of touching men during clothes fittings, a truck driver that got stuck on a beach after a wrong turn, highlights from the Royal Wedding, nerds talking about superhero genitalia, a barber that threw a client through a window when he complained about his haircut, a man who called 911 because a pig was following him, the new audio illusion “Brainstorm or Green needle,” how arguing with your significant other causes physical illness, rescue workers being trained on sex toy removal/rescue, humans being dirtier than chimps, a company that just trademarked a smell, and more!