Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a school principal arrested at a strip club while on a school field trip, a state trooper that drove in reverse to pull over a drunk driver going the wrong way, Keanu Reeves is lonely, a HUGE Jeopardy spoiler gets leaked, an alligator that broke into a home and got into the red wine, a woman that was accidentally shot during a sex act, a bus driver that claims she failed a field sobriety test because of a bad donut, a Netflix movie causing viewers to vomit, Apple is going to eliminate iTunes, a pet pig that was rescued after being locked in a hot car, a school official busted plagiarizing a speech from Ashton Kutcher, and more!