Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how old you were when you started drinking coffee, a listener who found a turd on the floor of a library bathroom, the elderly driver who ran over a cyclist, a porn star’s offer to Tom Brady, why people are upset about the Mario Bros. trailer, an old man’s shrub that looks like a lady, a guy was robbed of his backpack with $100K in cash inside, what was your riskiest food choice, a guy who keeps getting SWAT’ed because of a tweet that he wrote about Norm MacDonald, and more!