Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a driver that used an Uber as a getaway from the police, a woman in trouble for having too many butterflies in yard, Dave suffering from some serious “Jingle-it is,” Justin Bieber doesn’t know how to eat a burrito, a naked woman’s attempt to bite off man’s penis during threesome, how much it would cost to break your best friends leg, an electronic pill that lets you track your farts in real time, simple things adults are embarrassed that they can’t do, a woman trying to make her wedding dress out of her deceased mother’s hair, a guy that won the lotto because of a broken hip, ranking of the best Halloween candy, how many days of the year are spent looking at your phone, and more!  Today’s episode is powered by [Robinhood.com](http://robinhood.com/dctf)