Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that got busted talking to chicks on OnlyFans, a couple blowing up on TikTok reenacting classic rock songs, a dark sided tale of homeless masturbation & murder, a dead body found in a Florida canal mistaken for a manatee, two people hospitalized after a fight over raspberry donuts, a dude arrested for naked stretching outside store windows, a man in trouble for giving his emotional support monkey meth, a guy that makes a living standing in line for rich people , What human hands would look like it they evolved for self-pleasure, a team of astronomers predicts when we’ll make contact with alien life, who’s responsibility is it to put the divider down on the grocery store conveyor belt?, and more!