Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the best condiments ever invented, dark stories of restaurant murders, Star Trek is presenting a major character as bi-sexual, lady crushes from the 80’s and 90’s, a woman that was blown off her bike by a jet blast during take-off, a teen napping outside had to fight off a bear with her laptop, when did you realize you were turning into your dad?, sports books are not taking bets on great white shark migration habits, a chief of police that had to rescue a cat from a port-a-potty, a psychic that claims he can draw your future soul mate, a guy ticketed for hauling a hot tub on a homemade trailer with a Porsche, where an alcoholic killer monkey was on the loose, and more!