Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that woke up to find a pirate in her house,  two moms that got into a fight at a public pool, Jason Momoa being criticized for having a dad bod, most embarrassing celebrity you’ve pleasured yourself to, a suspect hiding from cops was busted by his loud fart, a short angry guy that flipped out in a bagel shop about women not dating him, a woman that thought her trainer was hitting on her but he just thought she looked like Buzz Lightyear, a mom arrested for driving with an inflatable pool on car roof with kids inside, a woman that used a snake as a weapon to car jack a driver, a guy in trouble for using a case of beer for a booster seat in a car, and more!