Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a school that kicked out a police officer after he wrote the principal a parking ticket, a ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ sing-along version hitting theaters, a guy that ate a woman’s pet fish then taunted her with pics of its remains in his feces, America may be in a sex recession, having sex at first sight leads to better relationships, a link between the size of your belly and size of your brain, the greatest pain you’ve ever experienced, where you can buy 27 pound bucket of mac and cheese, a guy busted using an urn to smuggle cocaine disguised as ashes, a man that killed his brother because he thought he was a lizard, and more!