Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a creepy promotion that KFC is running for Valentine ’s Day, people that got injured trying the boiling water challenge, sexually aggressive Dolphins, Jeff Bezos calls out the National Enquirer for threatening to release his private photos, a Florida politician in trouble for licking men’s faces, a guy that got busted taking an old couples car after they went to sleep every night and returning it in the morning, a man that admits he hasn’t washed his dong in 24 years, words for sex that are instant turn offs, a woman that dine and dashed a meal at a gas station, a city working on rules for a limit on visible public anal clefts, a leaky space toilet on the space station, and more!