Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a strange local traffic sign malfunction on the highway, things you are not allowed to say out loud while attending the Masters, how you can buy Russell Crowe’s old jock strap, a guy that lived after being impaled by a large metal pole that goes up his backside and into his chest, a big increase in jock itch being reported across the country, a woman with possibly the scariest mug shot the show has seen, when were you (or your lady) a female badass, the chore you can do with your partner that could improve sex, top signs of “adulting” according to millennials, a dude arrested for stealing a 12-pack of a brand of beer he doesn’t even like, and more!