Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that needs some advice on buying a friend a sex toy, people in NYC calling in reports of seeing a tiger that turned out to be a raccoon, HD vinyl records coming out next year, TSA implementing new rules for carry-on luggage, police officers fired after claiming mice ate half a ton of missing weed, a plumber that had to deal with the aftermath of a poop volcano, what is the urge you have to fight?, a substitute teacher fired for starting a fight club in a high school math class, public bathroom hand dryers blowing poop particles on your hands, the most hipster cities in the world, and more!