A Utica man arrested for stealing a firetruck… Drunk driving woman tried to fool police by drinking hand sanitizer before a drunk test… Local sheriff threatens a youth group with a gun… In Kenya, a man has lost his sanity after a girlfriend turned into a goat while having sex… Enraged monkeys killed 250 dogs in an Indian town… Greens Harbor in Canada had a reckless driver from Dildo, Newfoundland… Man hits oxygen tank with hammer until it exploded… Florida officials were called to a car incident involving alligators…