A 71-year-old man in Florida squirted a woman with a water gun filled with his OWN PEE because he was mad about her dog doing its business on his lawn.  

Connecticut police responded to a homeowners call about finding a strange naked man inside their home when they returned from shopping.

A rich guy in Florida who paid $8 million for a private island last month just got arrested . . . for stealing $300 worth of stuff from Kmart.

A 20-year-old woman in Utah got busted for underage drinking last Wednesday.  Then cops found weed . . . after she asked if they'd pack her a bowl before she went to jail.

A guy in Texas tried to rob a Target on Tuesday "Mission: Impossible" style. 

A guy in Dundee, Florida reported a fake armed robbery on Tuesday morning . . . to get out of his shift at Hardee's. 

Police in Florida have arrested a 40 year old woman for calling 911 multiple times to report her boyfriend for "not being nice."

A guy in South Carolina was pulled over on Saturday, and he tried to cover up the smell of alcohol on his breath by . . . spraying Axe Body Spray into his mouth

A little league manager in New Jersey stole $6,500 from the team's account . . . so last week, he robbed a bank to pay it back.

A 19-year-old kid in New York stole a cab on Tuesday, and tried to drive it to a Six Flags theme park in New Jersey . . .