Who Will Fill Cort’s Hole?

We talked about the hole in Cort's room the other day and it's going to be fixed soon. But, today was extremely cold outside and he was feeling the elements through the hole. We were looking for someone willing to fill Cort's hole. Is it you?

According to NYPost, "It was a real asinine move. An Emirates passenger put the “a–” in first class after using her seatmate’s bottom as a pillow during an international flight, as detailed in a TikTok video with over 19 million views. “This old lady spooned me for an entire 15 hour flight,” lamented the victim, named Hayley, in the clip’s caption. However, things take a sinister turn when the woman, after staring at Hayley for an uncomfortably long time, proceeds to lie flat with her head nestled against the poster’s backside."

That story is what got us started, and while talking about laying your head on a man's butt, we heard from Cort. Then, after some pleasantries, we talked about how he was dealing with the cold and the hole in his wall. The staff here is going to get it fixed but we were still looking for someone to fill Cort's hole. Chants of "Fix His Hole" and "Fill Cort's Hole" started. Then, we were asking if anyone nearby had some caulk to fill his hole.

Enjoy!