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Man’s Dong Buried Under Massive Belly Tumor

There’s a guy whose dong is buried under a massive belly tumor and whatever problems you’re dealing with probably pale in comparison to this. You don’t want this condition! This…

CAT Scan machine. Man's Dong Buried Under Massive Belly Tumor

Man’s Dong Buried Under Massive Belly Tumor (Photo by Darren McCollester/Getty Images)

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There's a guy whose dong is buried under a massive belly tumor and whatever problems you're dealing with probably pale in comparison to this. You don't want this condition!

This would be awful. I really feel for this guy. You often can't control what happens to your body and what conditions you develop. If you were to develop some sort of health issue, you definitely don't want it to be a large belly tumor that essentially buried your penis. The condition caused his stomach to grow past his knees! According to Daily Star, the 54-year-old man went to the hospital for his "apron belly" which is a fold of excess skin and fat that hangs over the stomach. That overhang resulted in his buried penis, per Daily Star.

Man's Dong Buried Under Massive Belly Tumor

A CAT scan later revealed that it was a huge mass and contained only a small amount of fat tissue. This makes sense as usually the flap is from losing a lot of weight quickly which he didn't do. Now, the strange condition has an explanation--it's a massive tumor. It's so big and such a problem it resulted in him being unable to achieve and erection, per Daily Star.

That tumor reportedly weighed 35kg or 77lbs! That's huge! Imagine having that hanging from your belly. It would make ordinary things very difficult. Read more from Daily Star and see pictures here.

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