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Did A Florida Woman Steal Her Co-Worker’s Stanley Cup For Her Breast Milk?

A Florida woman was arrested after she allegedly stole her co-worker’s Stanley Cup. She was reportedly overheard saying the cup would be great to hold her breast milk! You don’t…

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Did A Florida Woman Steal Her Co-Worker’s Stanley Cup For Her Breast Milk?

A Florida woman was arrested after she allegedly stole her co-worker's Stanley Cup. She was reportedly overheard saying the cup would be great to hold her breast milk!

You don't want your co-worker eyeing your Stanley Cup so they can store their breast milk in it. You want to keep your personal Stanley Cup for whatever beverages you enjoy consuming. According to The Smoking Gun, the Florida woman, 29-year-old Arianna Moss, was arrested on a misdemeanor charge in connection with a theft at a recreation complex in Largo, Florida.

Did A Florida Woman Steal Her Co-Worker's Stanley Cup For Her Breast Milk?

According to The Smoking Gun, Moss was seen on video looking at the cup several times before taking the 40oz light blue Stanley Cup and hid it in her lunchbox before leaving the Highland Recreation Center.

Moss reportedly quit her job 3 days later and hasn't been heard from since. She was arrested and booked into the county jail. Don't take your co-worker's Stanley Cup for your breast milk! Bring your own cup for that--or buy your own Stanley Cup!

See a picture of her shared by The Smoking Gun here.

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