Burglar Genital Attack

We covered quite a few perverts today. And, this guy didn't even make it as the 'Pervert of the Day'. But, no one wants a strange man to break into their place, touch their privates and urinate on them. Well, we are speaking for ourselves at least. Also, watch as we try to figure out who Chuck thinks this guy looks like from the celebrity world!

According to WPLG Local 10, "A Miami man is facing multiple criminal charges for a bizarre burglary over the weekend in the city’s Flagami neighborhood, according to police. According to an arrest report, the victim called police to his apartment in the 4200 block of Northwest 11th Street and told officers that he had gone to bed after accompanying his friends to the parking lot and forgot whether he had locked the door. Police said the man told them he “woke up” to a suspect, later identified as Maykel Rodriguez Jr., “on top of me and touching my penis over my clothing.” The report states that the victim told officers that Rodriguez, 34, then “proceeded to expose his penis and urinate on me before leaving the room.”"

This is a crazy story. What we actually ended up focusing most of our time on was who this dude looked like. Chuck thought he looked like a celebrity but couldn't remember the person's name. And, we kept giving suggestions but none of them were ringing a bell. This was also around the time that Chuck and Jason said this guy must be a model or something because he wasn't bad looking. Of all the perverts to do this to you, he's not the ugliest we've seen is all they're saying.

We finally figured out that Chuck was talking about Mario Van Peebles and no one really agrees that he looks like the criminal in the story! Glad we got to the bottom of that...