Dave’s Release

Morning sex. It's not something that happens for everyone. For some, it's the dream. We heard a report that morning sex can improve work productivity and wondered if women liked it as much as men seem to. Then, learned way too much about Dave.

We know way too much about each other. It's pretty disturbing. We are a different type of co-worker. There aren't many jobs where you'd talk about how your co-worker sounds when they finish. Well, that's exactly what we did.

A report on work productivity stated that people who have morning sex tend to be more productive at work. After a few personal references to maybe having morning sex, we somehow begin talking about Dave's "release". He does everything aggressively, as Chuck points out. He kicks doors open with authority, he stretches with loud screams and, he sneezes very loudly. So, we have to assume that when he "releases", it's incredibly aggressive. He doesn't deny it.

Chuck and Jason make reference to a porn star named Lexington Steele. That guy has one of the loudest releases in the industry. Believe whatever you want to of how they're aware of it and know the sound so well!

Enjoy!

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