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Drunk Driver In Florida Tries Blaming It On Medical Condition He Can’t Pronounce

A drunk driver in Florida tried to blame it on a medical condition he has but encounter a problem when he tried to pronounce the condition. You should always know…

Christopher Johnson mugshot. Drunk Driver In Florida Tries Blaming It On Medical Condition He Can't Pronounce

Drunk Driver In Florida Tries Blaming It On Medical Condition He Can’t Pronounce (via Lake County Jail)

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A drunk driver in Florida tried to blame it on a medical condition he has but encounter a problem when he tried to pronounce the condition. You should always know how to pronounce your own medical conditions!

When you know you're in trouble, you'll do what you can to get out of it. You might try to cry and get emotional. We've seen that will work sometimes. You could also lie. Just make sure it's a good one! Unfortunately for this guy, his lie didn't come off as very believable. During a sobriety test, he tried saying he had problems with his EFD, his hyper-apent--and then it went hazy, per Click Orlando. He couldn't get it out or pronounce it! You'd think you'd be familiar with your conditions. Check out his mugshot provided by the Lake County Jail.

Christopher Johnson mugshot. Lake County Jail

Christopher Johnson mugshot (via Lake County Jail)

Drunk Driver In Florida Tries Blaming It On Medical Condition He Can't Pronounce

The Florida man in question is 44-year-old Christopher Johnson, per Click Orlando. He was reportedly seen in a red Ford swerving and crossing lanes by witnesses on the road and was eventually pulled over. Sounds like he almost caused several crashes.

Reports say he couldn't stand without help and blew nearly 3 times the legal limit, per Click Orlando. He was arrested and is facing charges of DUI and driving with his license suspended. He has sine been released from custody.

Always best to not lie to law enforcement. They can usually see right through it. See a video report shared by Click Orlando here.

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