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Did Taylor Swift Reveal The Size Of Travis Kelce’s Penis On ‘Wood?’

Taylor Swift dropped a new album with ‘The Life Of A Showgirl‘ and of course it’s all the internet is talking about. Especially one song in particular–‘Wood.’ It sounds like…

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce celebrating super bowl win. Did Taylor Swift Reveal The Size Of Travis Kelce's Penis On 'Wood?'

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Taylor Swift dropped a new album with 'The Life Of A Showgirl' and of course it's all the internet is talking about. Especially one song in particular--'Wood.' It sounds like she's talking about Travis Kelce's penis!

The entire internet seems to be talking about the new album and the song 'Wood' seems to be coming up the most. Others are talking about the potential Charli XCX diss but here on Dave & Chuck The Freak we're focused on the song that's allegedly about a penis. Not just any penis, at that, but Travis Kelce's.

Did Taylor Swift Reveal The Size Of Travis Kelce's Penis On 'Wood?'

You really can't blame everyone for associating the song with Kelce's penis. There are many references--including the song title itself. Other lyrics such as, "Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see / His love was the key that opened my thighs." Alright, alright. There's also "...a hard rock is on the way" and calls it a "magic wand" and even "New Heights of manhood" a reference not just to his penis but his podcast.

People online are thinking there were clues in the song alluding to the fact that his member is 9 inches long. Impressive if true. See a Thread detailing the theory here.

There's no doubt she's talking about his penis! These lyrics aren't hiding it very well! Read more from The Hollywood Reporter here.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.