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Louisiana Man Caught Pleasuring Himself In Lowe’s Display Shed

A Louisiana man was caught pleasuring himself in a Lowe’s display shed! Cops found him with his pants around his ankles with an open tub of vaseline! Getting caught pleasuring…

SAN BRUNO, CA – MAY 22: A Lowe’s home improvement warehouse store is seen May 22, 2006 in San Bruno, California. Lowe’s, the second largest home improvement store chain in the world, reported quarterly net earnings of $841 million, up almost 44 percent from the previous year at this time. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

A Louisiana man was caught pleasuring himself in a Lowe's display shed! Cops found him with his pants around his ankles with an open tub of vaseline!

Getting caught pleasuring yourself is always awful. However, you have to imagine it would be even worse if you're caught doing it in a Lowe's display shed. Get a room! That is disgusting, but I guess it's more private than other places he could have picked, so that's a good thing, I suppose. It happened at a Lowe's in Slidell, Louisiana.

Louisiana Man Caught Pleasuring Himself In Lowe's Display Shed

According to FOX 8 Live, Slidell police responded to a call at a Lowe's parking lot and reportedly found a naked man inside a display shed engaging in the lewd behavior. Sounds like a witness reported a naked man inside one of the store's outdoor tool sheds which are often used to show customers various sizes and models of sheds.

FOX 8 Live says they found the man lying on his back, pants around his ankles, using an open container of Vaseline and an electronic device while allegedly touching himself.

The man admitted to his actions and says he was watching YouTube at the time. He was arrested on one count of obscenity and was booked into jail. Police say the man is not from Slidell and did not release his name.

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