Florida's Effed Up: What Was A Florida Man Busted With At The Happiest Place On Earth?

LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL – DECEMBER 06: In this handout photo provided by Disney Parks, English-Irish boy band The Wanted performs “Santa Claus is Coming To Town” while taping the Disney Parks Christmas Day Parade TV special December 6, 2013 at the Magic Kingdom park at Walt Disney World Resort in Lake Buena Vista, Florida. The 30th annual holiday telecast airs December 25 on ABC-TV. The show also will air in Canada on CBC Network, and across the globe on the American Forces Network. (Photo by Mark Ashman/Disney Parks via Getty Images)

What was a Florida man busted with at the "Happiest Place On Earth?" Something you're not allowed to have!

When you go to Magic Kingdom, there are certain things you have to pack and bring with you. You'll want sunscreen! You'll be out in the heat all day. You'll also want your phone, money, and don't forget your cocaine! Well, one of those doesn't belong. A Florida man has reportedly been banned from Walt Disney World after he was busted sneaking a wallet full of cocaine into Magic Kingdom Park. You can't do that!

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Florida Man Busted With Cocaine At Magic Kingdom

That's just too much magic. According to WDWNT, 44-year-old Dustin Lee Wallace, from St. Augustine, was arrested and charged with possession of cocaine. WDWNT reports that Disney Security Officer Bryan Colon witnessed Wallace and his son walk up to the security checkpoint near the Magic Kingdom bus loop and during a security check his asked Wallace to remove his wallet from his back pocket and noticed something strange.

A report obtained by WDWNT says, "Bryan observed that his wallet was bulky, and he began to get nervous. Bryan explained that he must check the wallet, the defendant opened it, and he observed a bag of powdery white substances. Bryan contacted his manager for assistance."

He admitted to the cocaine saying it was for stress relief. It's the second time in a matter of months that someone tried to sneak drugs into Magic Kingdom. It might sound like it could increase your experience, but don't do that at Magic Kingdom! That's a place for families! Can't believe he tried to sneak the cocaine inside the park while he was with his kid! That's terrible.

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