Pennsylvania Woman Arrested After Pooping In Store's Walk-In Beer Cooler

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A Pennsylvania woman was arrested after pooping in a store's walk-in beer cooler! Nope, you can't do that!

I guess if you're going to poop in a store the walk-in beer cooler might be the best place to do it. It's out of the way from most foot traffic and it's also cooler which might contain the smell better than a hot and humid area. However, you still shouldn't do it. Yes, some places in the store might be better than others but none are good. A Pennsylvania woman has been arrested after she opted to poop in a store's walk-in beer cooler. She's now facing several charges over the incident.

Woman Poops In Store's Walk-In Beer Cooler

According to The Smoking Gun, 47-year-old Crystal Gauss, a school nutrition administrator, was arrested after pooping in the walk-in beer cooler at Royal Farms in Hanover, Pennsylvania.

Law enforcement reviewed security footage which showed the suspect pushing a case of beverages back on the shelf, pulling her pants down, and pooping on the shelves before leaving. Authorities were able to match a vehicle to Gauss and confirmed it was her via her driver's license photo.

According to The Smoking Gun, Gauss was arrested for several crimes including open lewdness, criminal mischief, and disorderly conduct that created a hazardous and physically offensive condition. You don't want to go into one of those walk-in beer coolers and find a big pile of poop. That's a good way to get me to never go in that cooler again, that's for sure!

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