Was A Florida Woman Charged For Hit-And-Run After Hitting A Tree Branch?
Was a Florida woman charged for a hit-and-run after hitting a tree branch? That’s what’s being reported! Can you imagine that happening? Honestly, I probably would have kept on driving…

Was A Florida Woman Charged For Hit-And-Run After Hitting A Tree Branch? (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)
Matt Cardy/Getty ImagesWas a Florida woman charged for a hit-and-run after hitting a tree branch? That's what's being reported!
Can you imagine that happening? Honestly, I probably would have kept on driving as if it was nothing as well. I didn't know you could be charged with hit-and-run for hitting a tree branch! I guess I always assumed you had to hit a person, animal, or property of some sort. I didn't think a tree branch in a T.J. Maxx parking lot would fall into that category but here we are. Thankfully, the charges were later dropped but now the woman is speaking out about how she was emotionally impacted by the incident. It reportedly happened in Cape Coral, Florida. You can watch the woman talk about it in a video report shared by FOX Carolina here.
Florida Woman Charged For Hit-And-Run After Swiping Tree Branch
FOX Carolina reports that Yanelly Guzman says she was pulling into a parking spot ahead of her Christmas Eve shift at T.J. Maxx when she felt a bump. She tells WBBH, "I feel like something was making pressure on my car, so when I do that, I back up. Then, I decide to park in another spot." Later, she realized she hit a low-hanging tree branch that was hovering over that parking spot. She went into work and told her manager about it but reports say he wasn't sure what to do. Other people she talked to about it advised her to contact the Cape Coral Police Department, per FOX Carolina.
Guzman tells WBBH, "The district manager told him for me to make a report, an accident report...so I could file for a claim, so they could pay my damage. That's what I did." However, it didn't seem to go as planned. The officer ended up arresting her and charged her with a hit-and-run! Get this...the officer reportedly told her she should have left her name, car registration number, and phone number in a note hanging in the tree! In the tree! Like how you'd put it in the windshield of a car that you hit. What a horrible idea! The note is a small piece of paper! It would blow away! Wow.
FOX Carolina says that according to Florida law a person who strikes a tree on private property and leaves the scene can face up to 6 months behind bars and a fine as well. However, the state attorney's office ended up dropping the charges for insufficient evidence. She still has to pay around $4,300 in legal fees and car repairs though. That would be incredibly emotional to go through. I can't believe they arrested her after that!
5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak
Honestly, there's nothing like a good Florida Man story. They're exciting, they're wild, they're far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!
Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They're not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.
5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak
Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That's why you'll hear segments like "The Times Of India," "What's With The Asians?," and stories about "Those Crazy Canadians." Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.
When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it's the warm weather? Perhaps there's something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don't get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.
On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear a story start with "a Florida man..." you know you're in for a good story. Now, we're celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.
Of course, on the show we've talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn't an easy feat. However, it's been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!
Florida Man Plays Guitar While Having Brain Surgery
Hey, not every Florida Man story is about a criminal! This is actually a touching story. It also features some rocking metal, so double the points. Watch as this guy plays his guitar during brain surgery! I didn't know that was possible.
Florida Man Throws Beer Can And Fires Gun After Being Upset By Speeding Drivers
Ah, here we go. This is the content you came for. When things don't go your way, this is not how you should act. When things didn't go his way, this Florida Man chose violence. He threw beer cans at speeding cars and even brought out a gun?
Florida Man Robs House After Homeowner Invites Him In For A Beer
If someone invites you inside for a beer, you should probably be nice to them! Well, that's not what happened this time. I'm sure this homeowner has learned his lesson and won't be inviting any strangers inside for any beverages any time soon. Seriously, why would you do this? It makes no sense to me.
Florida Man Arrested For 'Molesting' Manatee Mannequin
Alliteration aside, that's an awful headline. Yikes. How does...why would...so many questions on this story. But, do I want the answers? Yes. Yes, I do.
Florida Man Tries To Steal Waffle House Tattoo
Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they're actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there's a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that's actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.
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