Did A Florida Man Steal A Car From A Dealership Because He Spent His Last Money Ubering There?
A Florida man was busted stealing a car from a dealership and he says he did it because they denied his car loan. The man seems to believe that he…

Did A Florida Man Steal A Car From A Dealership Because He Spent His Last Money Ubering There? (Photo by Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images)
Michael M. Santiago/Getty ImagesA Florida man was busted stealing a car from a dealership and he says he did it because they denied his car loan.
The man seems to believe that he had no other choice than to steal a car because he says he spent his last $50 on an Uber to get there. Seems like he believed stealing a car was his only option left. Maybe he should have considered trying calling a friend or family member? It could have saved him a lot of trouble (and embarrassment as well).
Florida Man Says He Stole Car Because He Ran Out Of Money
According to CBS 12, deputies say Jason Vincent Vargesko arrived at Route 60 Hyundai in Vero Beach, Florida in an Uber with a plan to finance a new vehicle. However, dealership employees reportedly declined to finance the 2024 Hyundai Tucscon he was interested in and that’s when it’s alleged that he became angry and left the lot but not before he found a Tuscon with keys in the ignition.
Thankfully, the car had a GPS locator so tracking him down wasn’t very difficult. They were able to track the GPS to his home, which was the same address listed on his finance application. It sounds like it wasn’t very hard for them to locate him. The vehicle was later found at an abandoned restaurant. He was later apprehended at his mother’s home where he resided. It’s believed that mental illness was likely a contributing factor. He has been charged on a felony count of vehicle theft. You can see his mugshot provided by the Indian River County Sheriff's Office below.
Indian River County Sheriff's OfficeJason Vincent Vargesko mugshot (via Indian River County Sheriff's Office)
5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak
Honestly, there's nothing like a good Florida Man story. They're exciting, they're wild, they're far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!
Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They're not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.
5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak
Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That's why you'll hear segments like "The Times Of India," "What's With The Asians?," and stories about "Those Crazy Canadians." Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.
When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it's the warm weather? Perhaps there's something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don't get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.
On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear a story start with "a Florida man..." you know you're in for a good story. Now, we're celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.
Of course, on the show we've talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn't an easy feat. However, it's been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!
Florida Man Plays Guitar While Having Brain Surgery
Hey, not every Florida Man story is about a criminal! This is actually a touching story. It also features some rocking metal, so double the points. Watch as this guy plays his guitar during brain surgery! I didn't know that was possible.
Florida Man Throws Beer Can And Fires Gun After Being Upset By Speeding Drivers
Ah, here we go. This is the content you came for. When things don't go your way, this is not how you should act. When things didn't go his way, this Florida Man chose violence. He threw beer cans at speeding cars and even brought out a gun?
Florida Man Robs House After Homeowner Invites Him In For A Beer
If someone invites you inside for a beer, you should probably be nice to them! Well, that's not what happened this time. I'm sure this homeowner has learned his lesson and won't be inviting any strangers inside for any beverages any time soon. Seriously, why would you do this? It makes no sense to me.
Florida Man Arrested For 'Molesting' Manatee Mannequin
Alliteration aside, that's an awful headline. Yikes. How does...why would...so many questions on this story. But, do I want the answers? Yes. Yes, I do.
Florida Man Tries To Steal Waffle House Tattoo
Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they're actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there's a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that's actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.




