New York Man’s Unit Is Turning Into A Bone

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman

September 13th 6:45 AM

A New York man’s unit is turning into a bone! Go ahead and and let all the boner jokes fly, it’s appropriate for this.

There’s being hard, and there’s being literally bone hard. It sounds like that’s what this guy is going through in this incredibly rare case study. It hurts to think about!

Is A New York Man’s Unit Turning Into A Bone?

We’ve talked about many strange things that have happened to people’s privates on Dave & Chuck The Freak. There was the guy who got his stuff stuck in a steel ring, a guy who got circumcised when he went in for a different procedure, and more. However, this could be one of the more unique stories we’ve heard.

According to Interesting Engineering, a 63-year-old man walked into a New York City hospital with what he thought would be a routine check-up on his hip pain after he suffered from a fall. However, what he learned was not what he was expecting. An X-Ray revealed that he was suffering from an exceedingly rare condition of penile ossification, per Interesting Engineering. What’s that mean? It means his penis was turning into an extra-skeletal bone. A bone!

It would be very weird to go in with hip pain and expecting that to be the center of attention when it unexpectedly turns to your penis? That would be horrifying! They found the man’s penis was building up a bone-like calcification. Interesting Engineering points out that calcium salts had accumulated in his soft tissue along his penile shaft. Oddly, he showed no other symptoms typical of this condition outside of the plaque-like formation inside his penile shaft. There was no discharge nor swelling which you’d typically find along with this condition.

It sounds serious and like something you’d want to address immediately, right? Not necessarily, I guess. According to Interesting Engineering, the man decided to leave the hospital without further examination and ignored the advice of doctors! So he was given no treatment for the condition. Does he think this is going to be good for his sex life or something? Maybe he doesn’t fully understand what’s happening. You’d think you’d want to address any issue with your genitals right away–especially if doctors say it’s a rare condition.

Looking for more? You can see the X-Ray pictures and hear more about this interesting case study from Interesting Engineering. I think if this happened to me I would definitely listen to doctors and seek further help. That’s just me, though!

5 Celebrities Who Have Obviously Had Plastic Surgery

Hollywood is full of…very unique people. They live a life I don’t understand, nor do I have any interest in gaining a better understanding. However, on Dave & Chuck “The Freak,” we will still talk about Celebrity News. Typically, that news is different from what you’ll hear on the E! network. We prefer to poke fun at celebrities for all the things they do. For example, here are 5 celebrities who have obviously had plastic surgery.

We all want to look better. Well, except Chuck. He’s already as good looking as you can get. Unfortunately, these celebrities lack Chuck’s confidence. They definitely got plastic surgery to try to fix something, and it’s definitely clear to the naked eye.

5 Celebrities Who Have Obviously Had Plastic Surgery

Sometimes, a procedure may be necessary to improve health or to have a better standard of living. However, these examples don’t fall under that umbrella. I struggle to think of a time where a Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) could save your life.

In Hollywood, there’s a pressure to stay beautiful and to look young. You know where else that’s a thing? Literally everywhere. Who doesn’t want to look better and appear young? Nobody wants to look older! Well, except for teens trying to get into a bar, or something. However, what we don’t all do is make drastic (and permanent) changes to ourselves in an effort to continue looking good. Instead, we the people turn to dieting and exercise. You know, things that are actually good for you!

Now, sometimes these procedures can be totally normal and fine. We’re not teasing anyone who has had plastic surgery or any sort of cosmetic procedure. A little Botox can go a long way! No, we’re focusing on the celebs who went way beyond what’s necessary. Like, these celebs could be featured on an episode of “Botched.”

What’s weird is when celebrities try to pretend or claim they didn’t have any plastic surgery, when it’s clearly obvious. Not only is it clear just by looking at them, but do they know the internet exists? We can see photos of you from last week, last year, 10 years ago, and more. You can’t hide from your past! Not with the internet the way it is.

Here are 5 celebs who have definitely gone under the knife (even if they claim they didn’t).

• Khloé Kardashian

  Honestly, this whole list could have been members of that family. However, one stands above the rest. There was a while where every picture of her looked like a different person! She admitted to having “one nose job,” according to Us Magazine. Is the rest filters? More work? My eyes playing tricks on me? Who knows?

• Janice Dickinson

  For a while, Janice Dickinson was the face of Celebrity Plastic Surgery. Many people can remember how difficult she was to deal with during her appearance on the show “Botched.” According to the US Sun, she’s admitted to having a boob job, face lift, tummy tuck, neck lift, and more. She’s been through a lot and I hope she’s able to come out on top!

• Chrissy Teigen

  Chrissy Teigen has not been shy about the work she’s had done. In fact, it’s more like the opposite. She has been way too outgoing and open with all of it. She’s shared it all publicly, which I can appreciate because so many celebs deny ever having it when it’s clearly obvious. She’s admitted to having fat sucked out of her armpit, several boob jobs, and buccal fat removal. The buccal fat removal is a big trend recently that I can’t wrap my head around.

• Courteney Cox

  Courteney Cox was looking very different than the Friend we knew. Turns out, this wasn’t some secret either. She knew it, and later acknowledged regret saying it was a waste of time. Her soft features were turned rigid and stiff from the procedures, and she looked very different. You could really see it in her cheeks.

• Mickey Rourke

  Women aren’t the only ones who get plastic surgery! Plenty of male celebrities have, as well. Simon Cowell has had work done, per Hello Magazine. However, the first example that comes to mind is Mickey Rourke. He was so handsome! Now, very different. Again, he looks like a totally different person than what we were familiar with in his movies.

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