Pervert Of The Day: Washington D.C. Man Caught-On-Camera Doing Lewd Act With A Cucumber
A man in Washington D.C. was caught-on-camera performing a lewd act with a cucumber. Now, police are on the search for him.
The incident which was caught-on-camera is now going viral on Reddit. It seems like he stopped once he noticed a camera in the area, which is a good idea. If he’s caught he could face a fine and up to 3 months in jail. What was this guy thinking?
Man Busted Performing Lewd Act With A Cucumber
There are certainly no shortage of inanimate objects that you can get intimate with. On Dave & Chuck The Freak we’ve talked about all sorts of incidences like this–they seem to never learn their lesson! Thankfully, a homeowner’s doorbell camera captured it on camera otherwise he might have kept going had he not seen the camera!
According to Daily Mail, the lewd act with a cucumber took place around 5:30pm in the Truxton Circle neighborhood north of D.C. It was actually close to a high school so that might bring even more problems his way if he’s eventually caught. In the video posted to Reddit, the unidentified man is seen going into the driveway of the home before he then positions a cucumber in the front grill of a parked SUV. Then, he checks his surroundings to make sure nobody is looking (he didn’t spot the camera) and makes the cucumber into an adult toy seemingly putting it inside of himself.
The footage was shared to Reddit by the homeowner with the doorbell cam in hopes of identifying the culprit. Catherine Baker told DCNewsNow, “I was so disgusted, and freaked out. I want people, I want my neighbors to know and keep an eye out for this person. I want parents to be mindful. There’s a lot of kids, there are high school students, they walk themselves to and from school but we all have to be vigilant about this kind of thing.” It looks like the video was able to get a clear image of who the man is. I’m sure someone in the D.C. area will recognize him.
In the video, you can see him finally notice the security camera and that’s when he puts the cucumber back in his lunchbox and calmly walks away from the scene. Was he saving it for later? Why did he put it back in the lunchbox? Daily Mail reports that the man could face a fine up to $300 and faces 90 days behind bars if caught and convicted. Do you recognize this man? Check out the NSFW Reddit video below.
WARNING VIDEO IS EXPLICIT AND NSFW
5 of the Craziest Cringeworthy Crimes Ever Committed
While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn’t), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it’s the crime itself that’s wild, other times, it’s the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.
Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America’s Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I’m not sure if those shows are around…and I’m certain Spike TV isn’t around anymore. That’s a story for another time.
Someone being arrested. (Photo by Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images)
Craziest Crimes
Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren’t a matter of life or death. There’s no ethics quiz here, or any matters of ‘would you steal bread to support your family?’ These crimes, and criminals, aren’t straight up cringeworthy.
While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That’s why I’ve gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let’s be honest…what’s better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I’m going with the funny storytellers.
They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but…you get it. Let’s not delay! Here’s the list!
5 of the Dumbest Crimes Ever Committed
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