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Drunk Florida Man Violating Probation Reportedly Called 911 For A Ride Home

A drunk Florida Man violating probation reportedly called 911 asking for a ride home. Police responded to the call, but did they take him home? Sometimes, an idea can sound…

An officer arresting a suspect in handcuffs. Drunk Florida Man Violating Probation Reportedly Called 911 For A Ride Home

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A drunk Florida Man violating probation reportedly called 911 asking for a ride home. Police responded to the call, but did they take him home?

Sometimes, an idea can sound like a good one at the time, only for you to realize you were just drunk. That would certainly explain the paint color choice of my bedroom. Likewise, calling the police for a ride home while you're violating probation isn't a good idea. Now, this guy is learning that the hard way.

Drunk Florida Man Violating Probation Reportedly Called 911 For A Ride Home

If you want a ride home at 1am in the morning, you should call an Uber or a ride share service of your choosing. A drunk Florida man violating probation reportedly called 911 for a ride home, but was given a ride to jail, instead. It all happened in Lake Wales, Florida. That's about 60 miles east of Tampa.

Yes, it's good that he didn't make the decision to drink and drive, but if you're not supposed to be driving or visiting bars then you might run into a problem after phoning the police requesting a drive home. The Miami Herald reports that this suspect was put on 5-years probation back in 2021 and some of his special conditions included restrictions against drinking, driving, and visiting bars.

When deputies found him, he wasn't wearing a shirt, according to The Miami Herald. That would make him pretty easy to spot. He told law enforcement that he had been drinking and his wife dropped him off out there and he was stranded. The Polk County Sheriff's Office tells The Miami Herald, "When asked where he was, it sounded like he said Altamonte Road. But there is no Altamonte Road in Polk County. Regardless, dispatchers were able to pinpoint the man's location at the intersection of Alturas Babson Park Cutoff Road and Crews Road near Lake Wales."

He was taken to jail. There's your drunk Florida man story of the day on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Top 5 ‘Mugshots Of The Day’ For 2023

Mugshots can be entertaining for a number of reasons. It could be the story behind the arrest. Or, more likely, it could be how the person looks in the photo. Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day for 2023!

That's right! We crunched the numbers and got hard data. Once said data was crunched and examined we were left with Dave & Chuck The Freak's 5 most popular Mugshots Of The Day from the past year!

Dave & Chuck The Freak In 2023

As usual, doing a list of the 5 best is very difficult. I mean, Dave & Chuck The Freak talk about hilarious mugshots almost every other day on the show. That's a lot of criminals and a lot of mugshots!

However, some mugshots are simply better than others. Some of these mugshots require a bit of context, others don't need any context at all in order to be deemed entertaining. You'll find examples of both below.

As we said, putting a list together like this is tough. So many great mugshots end up on the cutting room floor. Picking the top 5 is certainly no easy feat when there are so many good ones to choose from. Instead of going around the room and picking our favorites or asking you on Facebook which ones you liked the most in 2023, we made everything much easier. We'll simply look at the numbers.

That means the results are all from hard data. There are no opinions here. These are the 5 most popular mugshots of the day from Dave & Chuck The Freak in 2023 by the numbers. Thus, in a way, you created this list. If you have a problem with the results, you have only yourself to blame!

Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day in 2023 according to you and your activity at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com!

What Is This Florida Man Covered In?

Mugshot of the Day

I do not know what this man is covered in. However, I know what it looks like he's covered in. I hope I'm wrong.

Serial Car Thief With “All Gas, No Brakes” Tattoo Busted After High Speed Crash

Mugshot of the Day

Hey, at least he won't regret his tattoo. It speak the truth. He might have some other things he needs to address, though.

What Did Someone Do To Get Arrested At Rib City In Southwest Florida?

Mugshot of the Day

Not at Rib City!! Take your shenanigans elsewhere! Leave sweet beautiful BBQ alone!

Florida Woman With Very Unique Hair Style Was Arrested for Drugs

Mugshot of the Day

She could have also appeared in Dave & Chuck The Freak's Hot Or Not? A woman of many talents. A wig may be in her future.

One Angry Canadian!

Mugshot of the Day

An angry Canadian? Those exist? Evidently so! Read more about this one of a kind Canadian.

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.