Spaghetti-Throwing Road Rage Incidents Are On The Rise

Well, it seems like spaghetti-throwing incidents are on the rise! We just talked about one story involving spaghetti-throwing on Dave & Chuck The Freak the other day, and here we go again.

It reminds me of the scene in Austin Powers, "who throws a shoe? Honestly?" Now, it's who throws spaghetti? Why is this becoming a thing? Let's dive into the latest pasta throw.

According to The Smoking Gun, Nolan Goins has been identified as the alleged suspect of a road rage incident over glaring headlights in St. Petersburg, Florida. It's been reported that the suspect hit the victim in the arms, legs, and torso with spaghetti and pasta sauce.

Per The Smoking Gun, a sheriff's deputy said, "The defendant threw food (pasta with sauce) from the passenger seat of his vehicle striking the victim through his open window as he operated his vehicle." Goins was later located and had the same pasta sauce on his shirt as the victim. He was caught red-shirted, you could say.

Goins has since been charged with battery, a misdemeanor. He does have some former charges, as well. Those include convictions for selling marijuana, obstruction, other battery charges, and several traffic infractions.

How does this keep on happening? How many people are driving around with pasta and sauce readily available to throw at drivers? This is the second time we've talked about this on Dave & Chuck The Freak in two weeks! It's not pasta and hot dogs...it's always pasta! No word on what brand the sauce was, but this is very interesting.

You can check out Goins' mugshot below. Don't try this at home! Take your spaghetti home and enjoy some leftovers! You don't want to waste a meal that could end up being delicious.

Honestly, there's nothing like a good Florida Man story. They're exciting, they're wild, they're far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They're not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That's why you'll hear segments like "The Times Of India," "What's With The Asians?," and stories about "Those Crazy Canadians." Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.

When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it's the warm weather? Perhaps there's something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don't get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with "a Florida man..." you know you're in for a good story. Now, we're celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Of course, on the show we've talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn't an easy feat. However, it's been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

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If someone invites you inside for a beer, you should probably be nice to them! Well, that's not what happened this time. I'm sure this homeowner has learned his lesson and won't be inviting any strangers inside for any beverages any time soon. Seriously, why would you do this? It makes no sense to me.

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Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they're actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there's a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that's actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.

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