What Did A Man Do To A Toyota Avalon That Got Him Arrested?

What did a man do to a Toyota Avalon that got him arrested? Go ahead and start thinking of the possibilities. You could steal the car. Additionally, you could live inside the car. Both of those could lead to your arrest. However, that's not what happened.

This is an arrest unlike any other. What went down is much, much darker.

According to WITN, an elderly woman in North Carolina says a man has been using her car to "sexually pleasure himself for three years." Now, that man has been identified as Walter McCray. McCray has been arrested for activity related to mechanophilia--which is defined as sexual attraction to machines or vehicles, per WITN.

The 82-year-old victim, Carolyn Taylor, told WITN, "I thought something was happening from under the hood of my car because whenever he would come up here he would urinate all over the hood of the car and it would run all down and I thought it was something with the car, I took my car to the shop three times." Oh, no, Carolyn!

Taylor says she attempted to put camera out to see what was happening but the suspect would always move them. However, WITN reports once police set up a camera they were able to see what was going on. It had to be very disturbing to watch that video. "Is he about to...?" Yes, he did.

Now, McCray has been charged with felony stalking and five counts of damage to property. If this doesn't make you want to get a garage, I don't know what else could. You'd have to sell the car after this! I wouldn't feel right or safe driving around in that anymore. It would be impossible to shake knowing what's happened in, on, and around my car. Hopefully, she's able to be compensated for all she's had to go through and will now continue to go through.

He's not the first one to fall for a car. Remember this episode of My Strange Addiction on TLC?

While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn't), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it's the crime itself that's wild, other times, it's the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.

Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America's Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I'm not sure if those shows are around...and I'm certain Spike TV isn't around anymore. That's a story for another time.

Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren't a matter of life or death. There's no ethics quiz here, or any matters of 'would you steal bread to support your family?' These crimes, and criminals, aren't straight up cringeworthy.

While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That's why I've gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let's be honest...what's better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I'm going with the funny storytellers.

They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but...you get it. Let's not delay! Here's the list!

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Wisconsin who was arrested after lighting his own car on fire and being found naked, covered in liquid soap near a lakae. He is supposedly a licensed psychotherapist, works with 'magic mushrooms' and is "pretty much an expert in magic."

Dave & Chuck the Freak hear about a new Amazon vendor scam involving glue guns and head-lamps, or a potential windfall if you're James.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Dearborn, Michigan who exposed himself to someone at a Burlington Coat Factory. They are very confused when they learn about their hours and huge social media following. Then, they try to figure out what they even sell there.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Las Vegas, Nevada who stripped nude and danced on the gaming tables before he was restrained and arrested. Vegas, baby...

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Illinois who accidentally shot himself in the leg whilst dreaming of burglars breaking into his house. Living the proverbial dream isn't always what it seems...