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Man Arrested After Shooting At Ding-Dong-Ditchers

This guy took “get off my lawn!” to a new level. Look, nobody wants to be a victim of a classic ding-dong-ditch. It’s inconvenient and annoying. However, you cannot react…

Someone ringing a doorbell. A man has been arrested for shooting at ding-dong-ditchers

A man was arrested after shooting at ding-dong-ditchers (Photo by Bryan Steffy/Getty Images for MoveOn.org Civic Action)

Bryan Steffy/Getty Images for MoveOn.org Civic Action

This guy took "get off my lawn!" to a new level. Look, nobody wants to be a victim of a classic ding-dong-ditch. It's inconvenient and annoying. However, you cannot react this way! A man has been arrested after shooting at ding-dong-ditchers!

The Eagle Mountain, Utah man is now facing six counts of aggravated assault. Here's the story.

Man Arrested After Shooting At Ding-Dong-Ditchers

KUTV reports Michael Roberts, 71, walked out of his house and onto the porch where he began firing a gun at a car full of teenagers. Law enforcement confirmed there were two significant dents on the rear passenger side door.

According to KUTV, the man told police, "for weeks juveniles have been coming to his house on the weekends and have been doorbell ditching his residence." It remains unclear if it was a real firearm he was shooting or some sort of airsoft gun. However, officers did find a gray plastic ball on the street that matched what was still in the magazine of the gun used in the incident, per KUTV.

The man claimed that he had been ding-dong-ditched several times over recent weeks, and had phoned the police regarding it many times, per KUTV. Roberts now is facing six aggravated assault charges and a criminal mischief charge.

I fully understand that getting ding-dong-ditched is annoying. Honestly, it's even annoying when someone rings your bell and stays there. It doesn't matter if they leave or stay, it's inconvenient. I didn't even realize kids were still doing this. Back in my day (oh no, I'm aging myself), we didn't have to worry about Ring cameras on doors. Granted, we also never had to worry about a guy coming out with a shotgun after some innocent pranking. Sure, we got yelled and cursed at...but never shot at. That's taking things a bit too far. I wonder if the kids will return and try it again just to see if they can finally tip him completely over.

Of course, this isn't the only time ding-dong-ditching has gone wrong. Check out some other examples below!

Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show: 5 Hilarious Chuck Moments

Oh, Chuck The Freak. Where would we be without you? The funny man often makes the Peep Show what it is. I can't imagine the show without his wit, comedy, and good looks.

To celebrate Chuck The Freak, we've found 5 of our favorite hilarious Chuck moments from The Peep Show. Check them out below!

Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show: 5 Hilarious Chuck Moments

Obviously, choosing 5 favorite Chuck moments was no easy feat. Seriously, I feel like every moment with Chuck The Freak is worthy of a highlight. So, it was a challenging task finding 5 of the most hilarious. However, it has been done. Blood, sweat, tears, and laughs went into the effort. Now, I think we have the ultimate list.

These videos are all vastly different. They cover different topics, but they all have one thing in common: they're hilarious. Better yet...they're hilarious because of Chuck The Freak. Of course, you can search through our YouTube page and find hilarious Peep Shows featuring great moments from Dave, funny Lisa moments, Andy, Jason, and Al. Actually, you might have missed it but we already covered the Best Of Andy Peep Show Videos. Definitely worth checking out sometime. Then, come back sometime to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com where we will soon have Best Of Peep Show videos and lists available for every member of the show! Just give me a minute, I'm getting to it, I promise.

In the videos below, you'll see several different sides of Chuck The Freak. There's the sexual side, one about Chuck dying, some advice you could only get from Chuck The Freak, and one video where Chuck shares his dreams. Now, that's personal! However, there's no boundaries and nothing is off limit with Chuck The Freak. You know that!

Ready for the best of the best? Check out 5 hilarious Chuck The Freak moments below!

Peep Show: The Best Of Chuck The Freak

Chuck's Death Noises

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a girl who was rescued from a pond by a heroic trooper. Dave thinks it's a story with a happy ending but the rest of the show doesn't think it was as uplifting as he made it out to be. Thanks to this video, we now know what it will sound like when Chuck dies. How does it sound? Well, pretty funny!

Chuck's Pee Tips

Dave & Chuck the Freak discuss special underwear for avoiding swamp crotch. Dave brings up an ad he saw for "stop-drip technology", and Chuck mentions a weird tip he learned online. In this Peep Show video, he shares his tips with you. What you do with the advise is totally up to you.

Chuck Dreams of Growsempic Drug

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about some fans of Lady Gaga that are upset with her for being featured in a migraine advertisement. Then, Chuck says if he took a pill that was able to grow his dong and hair, he would be the face of it for free! Now, that's a product I could get behind! There are so many products that would be awesome to see Chuck endorse. The one true influencer.

Chuck Leaves Pound Town!

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about marijuana-infused aphrodisiacs emerging as a new love drug in New York and when Chuck the Freak uses the term 'sexually active' we learn that he no longer lives in 'Pound Town'. Things change as the years go by. At some point, Pound Town has to close down. When it happens? Nobody knows, but we're all going to get there eventually.

I Licked His B Hole!

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a video that was posted by Taryn Manning (an actress known for 'Orange is the New Black', '8 Mile, and 'Hustle & Flow') where she discusses performing orally on the backdoor of a married man and buying him a new boat. Naturally, this had to be discussed. The conversation led to some hilarious and iconic Chuck The Freak moments. Check out the video above! One of the best.

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.