Florida Man Reportedly Makes Bomb Threat In Attempt To ‘Flirt’ With Another Traveler
This joke definitely bombed. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
Look, flirting is hard. We’ve all been there. There are a lot of ways it can go wrong; however, if it goes right…you’re in luck. Things didn’t go the way this guy had hoped. A Florida man reportedly made a bomb threat in an attempt to flirt with another traveler.
Well, that is not how you should go about flirting. I can’t imagine a scenario where that would actually work. Here’s more on the trending story.
Florida Man Reportedly Makes Bomb Threat In Attempt To ‘Flirt’ With Another Traveler
Safe to say he blew it. There were clearly no fireworks between these two travelers.
According to The New York Post, Alan Borinsky, of Miami, told police he was “trying to be funny” when he made the remark at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport.
WPLG reports that other witnesses overheard Borinsky tell another passenger something that sounded like, “If the bomb in my bag goes off prematurely, I apologize to your family in advance.” Yeah, you can’t do that! What a terrible idea. He probably said it so casually like, “ope mind if I sit here?” He must have thought it would be a cute little icebreaker, which it was not.
It goes beyond common sense. Everybody knows you can’t say “bomb” on an airplane or at the airport. You can’t even say something like “wow, this trip is going to be the bomb.” No! Don’t say it.
Naturally, he was arrested and charged with making a false bomb report, which is a second-degree felony. He has since pleaded not guilty and has been released from jail on bond. It all could have been avoided if he just minded his own business.
Check out Alan Borinsky’s mugshot below. Then, keep scrolling for other wild Florida Man stories heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!
Alan Borinsky Mugshot (via Broward County Sheriff’s Office)
5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak
Honestly, there’s nothing like a good Florida Man story. They’re exciting, they’re wild, they’re far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!
Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They’re not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.
5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak
Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That’s why you’ll hear segments like “The Times Of India,” “What’s With The Asians?,” and stories about “Those Crazy Canadians.” Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.
When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it’s the warm weather? Perhaps there’s something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don’t get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.
On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear a story start with “a Florida man…” you know you’re in for a good story. Now, we’re celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.
Of course, on the show we’ve talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn’t an easy feat. However, it’s been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.
