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More Than 100 New Emojis Are On The Way Including New Foods And Animals

A picture says 1,000 words. Thankfully, that means using emojis can save us from a lot of typing. Now, communicating is about to be even easier as more than 100…

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New emojis are on the way! (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for Sony Pictures Entertainment )

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A picture says 1,000 words. Thankfully, that means using emojis can save us from a lot of typing. Now, communicating is about to be even easier as more than 100 new emojis are on the way for iPhone!

iPhone will be rolling out 118 new emojis in the near future. The colorful icons are currently only available to iPhone developers, but the public is expected to have them on our phones in March.

More Than 100 New Emojis Are On The Way Including New Foods And Animals

According to CNET, some of the new emojis coming out include a phoenix, brown mushroom, lime, and a broken chain. All of those could be useful to have in our digital arsenal. Additionally, they aren't just introducing new emojis but will be creating variations of emojis that already exist. That means different skin tones, different directions or angles, and more. Some of these updates include people walking, running, kneeling, using wheelchairs, and using canes, per CNET. They'll also be rolling out four new gender-neutral family group emojis.

However, we're going to have to be patient. While we're learning what we can expect in this new update, it's not happening immediately. Emojipedia estimates that they will be available on our phones in early 2024. Again, this is specifically for the iPhone. The new additions on Android smartphones are expected to be slightly different than the iPhone icons.

As emojis get more complicated and inclusive, we're learning more about how we use them. According to Emojipedia, the three most-used emoji in 2023 were the crying laughing face, the rolling laughing face, and the simple red heart. From my experience with emoji, that adds up. I imagine the eye roll face has to be up there near the top five, as well. That's a go-to for me and my most-used emoji. Personally, I'd like to see a double gun emoji. One of those cute faces hitting you with the proverbial double guns would be awesome. Although, I guess I'll have to wait.

5 Technological Advancements That Are Both Amazing and Terrifying

The future is now obviously, well when I wrote that, that was the past. Now, um... now it's the present. What I will write next will be the future. You get the idea. We live in a time people in the distant past only dreamt about. Our time is one of incredible advancements in technology. There was a time when the abacus was the top dog in technology. And now our iPhones sure make that look incredibly stupid. Yes, the wonders of tomorrow are seemingly today... these technological advancements have real potential to help society and continue propelling us forward... or they could bring about our doom. Here's 5 technological advancements that I find both amazing and also terrifying to my core!

Artificial Intelligence Artists

One area of humanity that I'm assuming all creative types of people were not worried about was robots taking over was the art world. How could a machine possibly replicate the the human experience's interpretation of the world around us and then placing the magnificence onto a canvas. Surely only humans have the emotional depth to create what we consider art. There's absolutely no way a machine could do that better than us. Well, turns out they can. And not only can they do art... they do art BETTER than artists that are featured in the Colorado State Fair. Sorry, to Colorado's modern day Van Gogh's but... you got your asses kicked by artificial intelligence and the nerd that learned how to use it.

Liquid Robots

I guess that our only course of action, should robots rise to power is to see what James Cameron thinks we should do. We all saw 'Terminator 2.' We know that the last thing we need is liquid terminators. They are an extra pain in the ass. A robot that can shift its shape and squeeze through about anything is definitely the stuff of nightmares. Unless we can get to a molten metal factory or steal a truck with a bunch of liquid nitrogen, I really don't know what we will do when this magnetic slime robot becomes self aware.

Giant Mechs

There are plenty of anime with giant battling mechs and mech suits. Nerds sure love this stuff. The idea of having a giant mech suit we can hop into to fight the giant mechs we created that are destroying our cities should at least give you some comfort. Sure, right now all we have to worry about are drones and robot dogs... but the right Dr. Wiley from Megaman type of scientist comes along and what do ya know... giant robots are terrorizing everyone and making their day extra sh**y. This guy built his own mech suit, so he's ready. But for the rest of us we are at a real disadvantage for whatever dystopian mech future awaits us.

Microscopic Robots

I've talked about it before on Dave and Chuck The Freak. The frightening idea of microscopic robots. The good thing is that the medical application of robots built on a microscopic scale could be completely world-changing in the area of healthcare. But I can't help but imagine the nightmare of someone blowing a bunch of them on you then having them crawl into your orifices, ultimately getting into your bloodstream and brain and controlling you like a zombie. I obviously have problems.

Robot Zombie Spiders

What is the one thing that can make scary robots even scarier? Well, if they were dead spiders of course. Scientists have recently discovered how to reanimate spiders to use their legs to work on components that are extremely small. Hey, scientists... seriously? Friggin zombie spider robots? Sure they seem harmless now... but what if one person gets their hands on the ability to make the spiders the size of buildings? What then, scientists?! Yeah, then probably don't do any more work on the zombie spider robot program.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.