Man Shot In Testicles By Ex-Girlfriend Doesn’t Want Apology
After the incident, he says he's not looking for an apology (Photo by Larry W. Smith/Getty Images)
An Ohio man who was shot in his testicles by an ex-girlfriend says he doesn’t want an apology and still has love for her.
According to FOX19, Charlie Glenn says the charges against his ex-girlfriend, 36-year old Tonya Nester, are from when she shot him in a very sensitive area.
Man Shot In The Balls By Ex-Girlfriend
Glenn spoke with FOX19 NOW about what went down when he was shot, “[She] wanted me to take a walk with her, and I found out she had a pistol with her. She said it was a pellet gun, and I said, ‘Let me see it because I’m not going anywhere with you if you got a gun,’ she pulled it out and shot me.”
According to FOX19, a friend of Glenn’s heard the gunshot and ran over to help. FOX19 reports the mane said, “My thought was – was he okay, you know, is he dead? Is he alive? I didn’t know, but they said he was okay and you know, it wasn’t life-threatening.”
Glenn went on to tell FOX19 that his family members called 911 because he was shot and bleeding. FOX19 reports that the person who called 911 claimed they saw Nester run away from the home through an alley.
According to FOX19, police eventually arrested Nester roughly half a mile from the crime scene. According to a recording of the 911 call, FOX19 reports Glenn says there was, “One shot, but I think it went through my testicle into my butt cheek and out.”
As for an apology? Glenn isn’t waiting on one, nor does he want one and is leaving the door to their future open, explaining to FOX19, “I still to this day love her, and if she ever gets better well…”
Nester is reportedly now in the Butler County Jail on a $100,000 bond, per FOX19. Nester reportedly faces a felonious assault charge and is due back in court this week.
5 of the Craziest Cringeworthy Crimes Ever Committed
While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn’t), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it’s the crime itself that’s wild, other times, it’s the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.
Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America’s Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I’m not sure if those shows are around…and I’m certain Spike TV isn’t around anymore. That’s a story for another time.
Someone being arrested. (Photo by Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images)
Craziest Crimes
Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren’t a matter of life or death. There’s no ethics quiz here, or any matters of ‘would you steal bread to support your family?’ These crimes, and criminals, aren’t straight up cringeworthy.
While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That’s why I’ve gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let’s be honest…what’s better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I’m going with the funny storytellers.
They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but…you get it. Let’s not delay! Here’s the list!
5 of the Dumbest Crimes Ever Committed
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.