Suspect Ends Up Trapped In Porta Potty After Wild Police Chase
A wild police chase in Glendale, Wisconsin ended in a stinky situation after a suspect chose to hide in a porty potty to allude the authorities. Officers responded to reports of a stolen vehicle and began their pursuit. The chase continued onto a golf course where some golfers were able to capture video of the scene. A police car can be seen driving right across one of the greens at high speeds. Four suspects were in the alleged stolen vehicle, and one man fled and headed to a porta potty to hide. The police One of the golfers took matters into his own hands and upon seeing the man enter the porta potty, tipped it over, which ultimately would have left him covered in the dreaded blue liquid filled with you know what. Two of the suspects were taken into custody.
A porta potty is a pretty bad hiding spot, can you think of anything worse?
If you haven’t seen what happens when a porta potty tips over, there is a clip from the TV show ‘Jackass’ where Steve-O gets launched in one so if you for some reason need a visual of what happens, you can find that pretty easily with a internet search!
4 Types Of People You Will Find At Thanksgiving Turkey Trot
The Costume Runner
Here is the spectacle runner, who is decked out in a giant turkey costume. They can’t breathe let alone run, but they certainly can waddle. If this person finishes actually runs and finishes the race, it is usually by Christmas time. Nonetheless, you must respect the fact that lots of thought and deliberation went into this decision. It may even take longer for the person to get properly fitted in the morning to get ready for the trot than it does for the actual turkey to cook.
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The I Need To Win And Beat The Best Time Ever Runner
With all due respect, this runner is there an hour early stretching, even though they already completely stretched at home prior to eating a full protein breakfast. This participant is fully rested, fully hydrated, and plans to smoke you like you are the turkey. Furthermore, while you are trucking through the first mile, gasping for breath, this runner is going to pass, but going the other direction. That is because this person finished the race already and is simply running back to the starting line as their “cool down.” We get it, your cross-country skills are superhuman, and you now own the Turkey Trot best time. Just don’t be the person that beats the day’s honoree.
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The Still Awake From Last Night "Runner"
It’s common knowledge that the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving is one of the biggest party nights on the planet. It’s a special occasion where people come out of the woodwork and return to their hometown. The local pubs may make their annual quota based on Thanksgiving Eve sales. It’s great fun for sure, as long you have a responsible ride home. For some though, they have not even been home yet. It’s much more convenient to walk two blocks to the left to the downtown starting line at sunrise than it is to trek a half of a mile down Main Street to sleep it off for a few hours. This person looks and smells like the party. If there are woods adjacent to the 5k running route, you will usually find this runner in there immediately.
The Socialite Runner
Many towns that host Thanksgiving races are deep with tradition and local history. The families that call this place home often go back generations. Somehow, your grandmother had the same 4th grade teacher that your daughter currently has. The socialite is there to talk to everyone. They are in full-blown campaign mode, yet they are not running for anything. They simply love everything that has to do with their hometown and their mission for Thanksgiving Turkey Trot, is to see literally everyone, and spread some spirit. You have to respect that.
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