Florida Woman Arrested For Throwing A Sausage At A Gas Station Clerk

All it takes is a sausage and a can of Coke to get you a visit from the local police department. A Florida woman was arrested for throwing a sausage at a gas station clerk.

In Marion County, Florida, De’Asia Cobb was arrested and charged with “battery and disorderly conduct” after an alleged altercation at a Kwik King convenience store. Reportedly, it all started when Cobb called out the cashier on duty for not handling her two transactions at the same time.

The two started a shouting match. Then, Cobb allegedly grabbed a sausage hot tray and hurled it along with the tongs hitting the cashier on the wrist and leg.  The cashier then picked the sausage up from the floor, followed Cobb outside, and threw it at Cobb’s car.

That sparked the Cobb to get out of the car and not to be outdone, allegedly threw the can of Coke she’d just purchased at the cashier but missed this time.

Cobb was arrested and given $1,500 bond and was all smiles while posing for the mug shot. No word on what kind of sausage was being so cruelly used as a weapon. Cue up Austin Powers, "Who throws a shoe?" It really does make you wonder what could be going on in someone's life to make them use a sausage or a coke can as a weapon. Especially after you've purchased it. She could have used a much more violent weapon so it's probably best it was a sausage, but still. We're also not surprised that it was a Florida woman who was arrested for throwing a sausage.

As the world appears to get a little nuttier each day, this is a great time to reflect. Does the circumstance you're in require protecting yourself with casing sealed meat? More than likely not.

And let us not forget, sausage in itself could be a weapon against your health. If you're going to spend your hard earned money on a savory sausage treat that could potentially cause health issues, don't throw it at someone.

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Today, there are seemingly unlimited options in the fast food landscape. You have options for burgers, chicken sandwiches, tacos, and more. Anything you want you can have. When you're on-the-go and looking for a quick bite, there's nothing better than the value menu. Every fast food restaurant has one. Here are the best fast food items on the value menu.

We all know that fast food is appealing because of its low price and easy access. With prices for combos on the rise, I find myself looking at the value menu more often than ever before. I need to save where I can!

I have spent so much time in drive-thrus that I think I could be considered an expert witness in a court case, at this point. I've seen delicious items come and go, prices climb, and experiences all the promos and deals. Why did KFC get rid of the Twister? When will McDonald's bring back the famous Snack Wraps? These are all questions I ask every day, and sadly have no answers for. However, one day...we will get them back. I truly believe it in my heart of hearts.

I could go on and on about my love for the value menu. I'd say at least once a week I think back on my high school days when the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's was only 99 cents. Do you remember that? 99 cents! It was amazing. Now, the price for one JBC is closer to $3 than it is 99 cents. I feel like this is the new version of that old "back in my day, we'd walk 2 miles to school up hill both ways! stories your grandparents would tell. Now, these stories are all about how low the value menu prices were back in our day. "When I was your age, every item on the dollar menu was a dollar!"

After years of research, I've finally identified the best of the best when it comes to value menus. On this list, you'll find burgers, chicken sandwiches, tacos, and even some items that fall into the 'miscellaneous' category. Without further delay, let's get to the list!

Bacon...mayo...crispy lettuce...what's not to love? It's one of the best sandwiches in fast food, and it's on the value menu.

It never misses. Of all the value menu chicken sandwiches, none are better than the McChicken.

It's actually an impressive size! I mean, have you seen the size of the OG Whopper? It lives up to its name, that's for sure. The Jr. works perfectly fine for me.

It's delicious and it's only a dollar. Remember when value menus used to be dollar menus? *audible sigh* I do. Taco Bell is keeping the tradition alive.

It's a rare treat to enjoy Culver's Cheese Curds. It's a rare treat to enjoy cheese curds, at all. You can get fries anywhere, but you can't get curds at every drive-thru. If I drive by a Culver's I have to stop and get some.