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Bonita Springs Mansion is Invaded By Woman with Stolen Dress and Sandwich

Author Budman

Well, it like we’ve got a real-life Goldilocks situation on our hands down here in Bonita Springs, Florida. Forget about porridge and baby bear’s bed. This time, it’s a multimillion-dollar Bonita Springs mansion and someone else’s sandwich.

Accordong to NBC2, a maintenance worker was keeping an eye on a luxurious beachfront palace while the homeowners soak up the sun elsewhere. But little did he know, there was a surprise guest lurking inside. Not a friendly little bear, it was a 54-year-old woman named Luisa Villa.

Now, I’m not Sherlock Holmes, but I’m pretty sure maintenance workers aren’t supposed to find black suitcases and unauthorized tenants when they go about their daily duties. This guy must have thought he stumbled into the strangest episode of “House Hunters” ever.

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But it gets better. When deputies stormed the place, they found Ms. Villa right there, in the middle of a bona fide housewarming party. She was munching away on a sandwich that wasn’t even hers. Talk about making yourself at home!

Now, Luisa wasn’t content with just crashing the party. This lady wanted to be the life of it. She had the audacity to claim she was the homeowner, brandishing some suspiciously fake paperwork. I mean, come on, Luisa, buying a multimillion-dollar beachfront mansion is a bit more complicated than faking your way through it!

Of course, our law enforcement heroes weren’t buying her story, so they did what any responsible officer would do. They called the actual homeowner. Surprise, surprise! The real homeowner had no clue who Luisa was. Looks like Luisa’s claim to mansion fame was about as solid as a sandcastle.

In the end, our would-be beach bum was promptly arrested. If you’re ever tempted to break into someone’s mansion and claim it as your own, maybe stick to renting a beachside cabana instead. It’s a lot less likely to land you a date with the local sheriff.

11 Homes In Southwest Florida You Can Afford When You Win The Powerball

Another Powerball drawing is tonight and if you’ve been dreaming of winning and how you’d spend all that money, here are 11 homes in Southwest Florida you’ll be able to afford when you win.

Winning the lottery for most would be a dream come true. And tonight’s Powerball jackpot is up to $725 million. For the small cost of $2 for a ticket, your world can change in a big way. If you’ve had your eye on some high-end real estate in Fort Myers, Sanibel or Naples, finding yourself with a whole bunch of money to spend would be fun! Imagine all those houses you always drive by on the beach and think “if only…” Think no more, because with $725 million, you could probably buy a few!

I always think about what I would do with all that money. It’s hard to fathom just how much $725 million is. But it could definitely buy you that car you’ve always dreamed out. Maybe a yacht that sleeps more than your current apartment. Or it could be that you would just enjoy being able to take your family on a go-all-0ut vacation for a week or two (make it 3, you’ll have plenty of cash.)

But let’s talk real estate. I put together a list of 11 homes in Southwest Florida that you’ll be able to afford if you win the $725 million Powerball jackpot tonight. Tonight’s jackpot is the seventh biggest Powerball jackpot EVER and the cash option is $366.2 million. Sign me UP! I looked at current listings on realtor.com and found the most expensive home for sale in different cities in the area.

  • Marco Island

    This 5 bed, 5 bath home on Marco Island can be yours for $14 million. Featuring a theater room, amazing views, an infinity pool with a water slide and more.

    Marco Island, FL Real Estate & Homes for Sale | realtor.com®

    View 943 homes for sale in Marco Island, FL at a median listing home price of $1,164,500. See pricing and listing details of Marco Island real estate for sale.

  • Naples

    I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a more expensive home. This one is almost 9000 square feet with and has 6 beds and 13.5 baths and comes in at $174.7 million.

    2200 Gordon Dr, Naples, FL 34102 | realtor.com®

    2200 Gordon Dr, Naples, FL 34102 is for sale. View 16 photos of this 6 bed, 16 bath, 8846 sqft. single family home with a list price of $174747536.

  • Bonita Springs

    This home, named, The Cabana is located on the bay with gulf views. Priced at $19.9 million, it features an elevator and a gorgeous pool.

    27675 Hickory Blvd, Bonita Springs, FL 34134 | realtor.com®

    27675 Hickory Blvd, Bonita Springs, FL 34134 is for sale. View 7 photos of this 1.14 acre lot land with a list price of $8000000.

  • Estero

    This home is located in the West Bay Club. With 4 beds, 4 1/2 baths, a den and a pool, this home is the definition of luxurious Florida resort living.

    20380 Riverbrooke Run, Estero, FL 33928 | realtor.com®

    See photos and price history of this 4 bed, 5 bath, 4,223 Sq. Ft. recently sold home located at 20380 Riverbrooke Run, Estero, FL 33928 that was sold on 02/15/2024 for $3200000.

  • Fort Myers

    This gated property priced at $17.9 million features 4 bedrooms, 2 dens, a separate guest house with 3 additional bedrooms, a separate gym, a 9-car garage and an exotic botanical garden.

    1240 Coconut Dr, Fort Myers, FL 33901 | realtor.com®

    1240 Coconut Dr, Fort Myers, FL 33901 is for sale. View 50 photos of this 6 bed, 8 bath, 13083 sqft. single family home with a list price of $17950000.

  • Cape Coral

    This penthouse priced at $3.9 million is located in SW Cape Coral in the Tarpon Point Marina community offering views of the Gulf. You’ll have a private rooftop terrace with an outdoor kitchen and a gazebo.

    6081 Silver King Blvd Unit 1203, Cape Coral, FL 33914 | realtor.com®

    6081 Silver King Blvd Unit 1203, Cape Coral, FL 33914 is for sale. View 50 photos of this 4 bed, 4 bath, 4426 sqft. condo with a list price of $3900000.

  • North Fort Myers

    This $4.4 million home is right on the river in Buttonwood Harbor with a panoramic view to downtown Fort Myers. Features include an elevator, a wine room, 3 fireplaces and a pool and spa with a pool bar.

    12560 Panasoffkee Dr, North Fort Myers, FL 33903 | realtor.com®

    12560 Panasoffkee Dr, North Fort Myers, FL 33903 is for sale. View 50 photos of this 4 bed, 6 bath, 5845 sqft. single family home with a list price of $4599000.

  • Lehigh Acres

    This home sits on 2 acres and features solar panels, an outdoor kitchen, a screened in porch/lanai. It’s priced at $1.1 million.

    501 Abbott Ave, Lehigh Acres, FL 33972 | realtor.com®

    View detailed information about property 501 Abbott Ave, Lehigh Acres, FL 33972 including listing details, property photos, school and neighborhood data, and much more.

  • Punta Gorda

    This home in Punta Gorda is waterfront 7100+ square foot home featuring a 3 bed, 3 bath guest house, 6-car garage and a private boat ramp/dock. Priced at $2.8 million.

    37471 Washington Loop Rd, Punta Gorda, FL 33982 | realtor.com®

    View 52 photos for 37471 Washington Loop Rd, Punta Gorda, FL 33982, a 7 bed, 9 bath, 8,981 Sq. Ft. single family home built in 2013 that was last sold on 05/26/2006.

  • Port Charlotte

    If you’re looking for country style living, Tall Palms Ranch is the place for you. Sitting on 53 acres, this 8 bed, 7 bath home is set back out of view from any other homes and priced at $3.4 million.

    3200 Rowland Dr, Port Charlotte, FL 33980 | realtor.com®

    View 10 photos for 3200 Rowland Dr, Port Charlotte, FL 33980, a 3 bed, 2 bath, 3,645 Sq. Ft. single family home built in 2004 that was last sold on 02/28/2020.

  • North Port

    This 3 bed, 3 bath pool home priced at $1.6 million is located in North Port Estates and offers lake and pool views and a circle drive surrounding a pond with tropical landscaping.

    3239 Albin Ave, North Port, FL 34286 | realtor.com®

    3239 Albin Ave, North Port, FL 34286 is for sale. View 24 photos of this 3 bed, 3 bath, 2592 sqft. single family home with a list price of $1595000.

 

Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.

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