Breakfast Bliss Redefined: Savor the Sweet Secrets of Maple SPAM

You know SPAM, that canned mystery meat that somehow managed to survive the apocalypse? Well, they've decided to take the morning meal by storm with their latest creation: Maple Syrup Flavored SPAM. Yeah, you heard that right! Would you pour maple syrup on a hot dog? No? Well, congratulations, because this is basically that, but for breakfast!

Imagine people standing in the cereal aisle, scratching their heads and asking themselves, "Do I really need maple-flavored canned meat in my life?" It's like they looked at the breakfast menu and went, "You know what this needs? More canned meat!"

According to Hormel, the masterminds behind SPAM seem to believe that the world was desperately craving this concoction. Especially with more folks working from home, apparently, the solution to all our problems is a maple-flavored meat log. They're marketing it as the ultimate breakfast ingredient. They even tossed in a fancy breakfast sandwich recipe.

And if you think this is just some wacky limited-time offer to mess with our taste buds, oh no! This maple madness is here to stay. It's joining the ranks of the other ten SPAM varieties that have probably been lurking in your pantry for years. Seriously, how many SPAM flavors does one need? I'm starting to think they're just making these up on a dare now.

Now, if you're not into maple madness, there's teriyaki-flavored SPAM too. Because why not turn your breakfast into a global adventure? And let's not forget about their figgy pudding SPAM. Perfect for the holidays, or whenever you feel like experiencing regret in canned meat form. Maple Syrup Flavored SPAM, the breakfast revolution nobody asked for, but apparently, we all need.

But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe this will be the next big culinary sensation, and in a few years, we'll see fancy restaurants offering SPAM tasting menus. Until then, let's stick to regular maple syrup on our pancakes and keep the SPAM in the can where it belongs!

Publix stores are everywhere in SWFL and if you're ever wondered which Publix in Fort Myers might be better than others, I've done the heavy lifting for you.

Much like everyone has the Pub Sub they like best, I'm sure everyone has a Publix they prefer over others. Where I live in Fort Myers, I have 4 of them within just a few miles. One I could walk to if I really wanted (no thank you, Florida sun). But I always go a little further to the "fancy" Publix. The one right at McGregor and Gladiolus. While I can't put my finger on exactly what it is that sets it apart, it has a feel of class to it that I enjoy.

In this day and age everyone has an opinion. Remember the chicken sandwich wars over Chick-fil-A vs Popeye's? And everyone likes to the share it. So here we are with the Publix wars of Fort Myers.

Looking at the Publix website, there are 15 Publix stores in Fort Myers. While I mentioned my favorite above, and I haven't been to every single one, I decided to expand out of my personal feelings. So Google reviews it is. Here they are ranked from best to worst, based on internet reviews. If you want to see the Cape Coral rankings, those are here.

7950 Dani Dr Suite 200, Fort Myers, FL 33966

Rating: 4.6

Number Of Reviews: 1,374

On top thanks to reviews like this: "What is not to like? Very clean,first of all. And the employees were super attentive and friendly. I easily found everything I needed. And the fresh food was so fresh! I also found plenty of gluten free and plant based foods which I usually order from whole foods or Amazon. I will continue to shop here"

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.604104,-81.808558

13121 Paul J Doherty Pkwy, Fort Myers, FL 33913

Rating: 4.6

Number Of Reviews: 1,105

The 'Gateway' Publix. There's also a Moe's in that plaza. Welcome to Moe's!!!!!

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.555706,-81.747786

6900 Daniels Pkwy #19, Fort Myers, FL 33912

Rating: 4.6

Number of Reviews: 955

One angry 1 star reviewer said ""No cheese"  I kind of find that hard to believe. Ha.

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.54494,-81.842163

19100 S Tamiami Trail, Fort Myers, FL 33908

Rating: 4.6

Number of Reviews: 711

Easy stop, right along 41.

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.462798,-81.833093

20321 Summerlin Rd, Fort Myers, FL 33908

Rating 4.6

Number Of Reviews: 697

I think this person spent more time on the review than they did in the store:  "Was different but alright just had to grab butter and salted crackers"

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.491554,-81.972645

5781 Lee Blvd, Lehigh Acres, FL 33971

Rating: 4.5

Number Of Reviews: 1,549

One reviewer wrote: "This place has the best subs and chicken omg and the staff is so friendly."

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.618346,-81.765079

4600 Summerlin Rd, Fort Myers, FL 33919

Rating: 4.5

Number Of Reviews: 1,396

I think there used to be a Papa Murphy's in that same plaza. I miss that place. Amazing pizza. And cheap!

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.595095,-81.885215

2160 McGregor Blvd, Fort Myers, FL 33901

Rating: 4.5

Number of Reviews: 1,355

The downtown Publix. I've not been.

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.637903,-81.876789

11851 Palm Beach Blvd, Fort Myers, FL 33905

Rating: 4.5

Number of Reviews: 1,292

This store probably benefits from being further away from many of the other ones.

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.698919,-81.761258

13650 Fiddlesticks Blvd, Fort Myers, FL 33912

Rating: 4.5

Number of Reviews: 859

I believe this is where Diana goes to buy wine.

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.545291,-81.805651

5997 South Pointe Blvd Ste 106 Ste 106, Fort Myers, FL 33919

Rating: 4.5

Number of Reviews: 829

"baked goods are tasty"

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.558719,-81.905025

11600 Gladiolus Dr, Fort Myers, FL 33908

Rating: 4.5

Number of Reviews: 756

The Harlem Heights Publix.

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.517442,-81.941834

16980 Alico Mission Way #403, Fort Myers, FL 33908

Rating: 4.5

Number of Reviews: 629

One reviewer calls it "Cleanest Publix in town, always well-stocked and with the friendliest ppl."

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.492395,-81.849266

13401 Summerlin Rd, Fort Myers, FL 33919

Rating: 4.4

Number of Reviews: 1.058

One negative reviewer stated: "We had to take our food out to the Smoking Area, to eat...come on people????"

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.547688,-81.884413

16950 San Carlos Blvd, Fort Myers, FL 33908

Rating: 4.4

Number Of Reviews: 701

The stop you make while going to the beach. Fort Myers Beach or Sanibel.

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Current+Location/26.495426,-81.944756